FUCK YOU
WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT?
I GON KICK YOU ASS
YOUR WOMAN LIVED YOU ALONE
WE HAVE MERIDIA AND PHENTERMINE
I BET YOU THINK THAT ALL OF THESE STORIES ARE PRETEND BUT GUESS WHAT THIS ONE IS FOR REAL!
WHEN YOU'RE ON A PICNIC
NEED THAT EXTRA KICK IN BED?
BECAUSE OF SHE HAVE SEX
WE HAVE VIAGRA AND THE ALL NEW CIALIS (THE SUPER VIAGRA)
HOW DO I KNOW?
YO WHAT'S UP MAN
SOMETIMES PEOPLE CALL IT "MAGIC LUBRICANT"
WITH YOUR FRIEND
HOT DOGS ARE MIGHTY GOOD THIS WAY
SOMETIMES "POWER BOTTLE"
NEED HELP SLEEPING?
WELL I KNOW BECAUSE I AM LOOKING AT YOU AND I KNOW ALL OF YOUR SECRETS!
MY FUCKING NAME
I WANT TWO BEEF PATTIES
WE HAVE AMBIEN
BUT WHEN YOU'RE HERE AT THE THEATER
IS TAKA MICHINOKU
WHY?
HIS DONG IS BIGGER TO YOURS
ARE YOU IN PAIN?
I EVEN KNOW YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL.
HOT DOGS ARE AT THEIR BEST
SPECIAL SAUCE
AN AMAZING ERECTION
NEED PAIN RELIEF?
AND THIS IS MAIN REASON OF LEAVE
ONIONS
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
WITHIN SECONDS
WE HAVE VICODIN, HYDROCODONE, AND ULTRAM
WE START WITH THE CHOICEST FRANKS
TOMATOES
ONE DAY I LOOKED AT YOU IN THE BATH ROOM. 
IS GUARANTEED TO YOU
LETTUCE
YOU WANNA BIT ME
ARE YOUR MUCLES TIGHT?
DON'T WORRY CHAP
COOK THEM UNTIL THEY'RE JUST RIGHT
NEED A MUSCLE RELAXER?
DOUBLE STRENGTH ORGASM AND FULL SATISFACTION
ON A SESAME SEED BUN
HA
WE HAVE SOMA
MAYBE I WILL BREAK SOMETHING AND TELL EVERYBODY IT WAS YOU.
MAKE AVAILABLE YOUR FAVORITE SEASONINGS
NOW YOU HAVE GOOD CHANCE
NOBODY BIT MEEE
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE WAITING FOR
FROM SEX
NEED TO STOP SMOKING?
THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME.
AND LEAVE THE REST TO YOU
TO INCREASE YOUR MACHINE LENGTH
ON A SESAME SEED BUN YA BIG DUMMY
IF YOU WANT
WE HAVE ZYBAN
COME OVA HEA
BUT GUESS WHAT?
DEPRESSED?
LOT OF MEN ALL OVER THE WORLD HAVE ENLARGE
EVERYONE LIKES OUR HOT DOGS
I GONNA
WE CARRY ANTI-DEPRESSANTS
KICK YOU
WE HAVE PROZAC, XANAX, VALIUM, AND PAXIL
AT PRESENT IT'S YOUR TURN
WHY NOT GO GET ONE FOR EVERYONE RIGHT NOW
I AM A DEAD SKULL!!!
AAASSSSS