ok so first i notice she has man hands and im a soldier so im still gonna do it and i notice that her neck is as big around as my leg but im still gonna do it so we get by her house and she wants steak and shake so i buy like a gentleman and she orders double fries that was the second sign of doom so we get to her house and i swear to god i felt like i walked into a room outta the texas chainsaw massacre theres a big dent in her bed where she sleeps and im kinda nervous but shit whatever so she makes me massage her back and her ass and i do it cuz im too nice or something so after a bit of this she wants me to go down on her but shes in doggy style position and she wants me to lick her ass whileim down there im og so im sucking the devils onion ring and then i start eating at the y but shes kinda big so i gotta get my face in it and its hard to breathe so my nose is in her cunt and i guess i was blowing air in there cuz after a bit she flipped over and let outa wicked queef so then im going down on her and shes pushing my face all in it and im kinda suffocating down there but i keep doing my job and get her off so i ask for some head I had to think of everything but her and try my hardest but i got off and then i go back down on her while im limp and its ok so i start hitting it soon enough and i had to summon all my might to stay up for the occaison and eventually she squirts on me and said she didnt know if she came but she got up to piss and im kinda happy about this then i go to piss and im feeling guilty so i poured listerine on my dick to wash off the sorrow this was a bad idea btw so i passed out later and in the morning this sorta repeated and im gonna cry myself to sleep for ever now * r3my picks jaw up off floor. what kind of bitch are you? i did it for the lulz r3my i did it for the lulz