8,1*1,1     8,1_1,1      8,1xxxx1,1  8,1*1,1  13,1 8,1_1,1  .... On December 25th, 2003, I was driving home on I-95
1,1.  8,1*1,1 8,1/_;-.__ / _\13,1  8,1_.-;_\1,1 .8,1*1,1.. after work. I was very tired after working over 18
1,1.       8,1`-._`'`_/'`.-'13,1 1,1   .... hours straight, and was nearly about to pull over,
1,1h 8,1* 1,1  8,1*1,1     8,1`\ 13,1  8,1/`1,1     8,1*1,1 .... when suddenly a brilliant green light enveloped my
1,1.     8,1\|/1,1 8,1*1,1  8,1| 7,1 8,1/ 1,1 8,1*1,1  *   .8,1*1,1.. car. My stomach lurched, and I realized that I was
1,1.  8,1*1,1 8,1--*--1,1  8,1/-.(1,1         8,1*1,1...8,1* weightless! Incredible! A powerful force lifted my
2,2.1,1     8,1/|\1,1   8,1\_._\1,1    8,1*1,1    ..8,1*1,1* 1987 Honda hatchback into the air, and suddenly, I
12,12.0,0 15,15 1,1      1,1   8,1*\ \`;1,1      15,15  14,14.1,1... found myself inside of a silvery room! I was in an
12,12. 9,9  3,3 1,1   1,1  8,1*1,1  7,1 8,1> |/1,1     15,15  14,14 15,15.14,14.1,1.. unidentified flying object, or a UFO! I was scared
12,12y  9,9   3,3 1,1      8,1/ //1,1  8,1* 1,1  15,15 14,14 15,15 14,14..1,1.. out of my mind! I thought I was going to be probed
12,12. 9,9      3,3 1,1    8,1|//1,1     8,1*1,1 14,14   ..1,1.. or worse. But a soothing voice called my name, and
12,12.9,9  12,12 9,9      3,3 1,1  8,1\(\1,1        15,15 14,14 .1,1... told me not to worry. I felt a warm hand on my arm
12,12.    9,9 12,12  9,9    3,3 1,1     8,1*1,1       ..8,1*1,1. and I turned to find JESUS CHRIST, the SON of GOD!
4,4.                            . I dropped to my knees, in total awe of our savior!
4,4.   14,14 1,1   4,4 14,14 1,1   4,4 14,14 1,1   4,4 14,14 1,1 4,4 14,14 1,1 4,4 14,14 1,1   4,4. Jesus bid me to rise, and told me he had called me
7,7.   14,14 1,1   7,7 14,14 1,1   7,7 14,14 1,1   7,7 14,14 1,1 7,7 14,14 1,1 7,7 14,14 1,1   7,7. for an important reason. Though I was barely able,
7,7.   14,14 1,1   7,7 14,14 1,1 7,7   14,14 1,1 7,7   14,14 1,1 7,7 14,14 1,1 7,7 14,14 1,1 7,7  . I asked Jesus how I could serve him. Unbelievably,
8,8.   14,14 1,1   8,8 14,14 1,1   8,8 14,14 1,1   8,8 14,14 1,1 8,8 14,14 1,1 8,8 14,14 1,1   8,8. Jesus asked me how much my car was worth! While it
8,8.   14,14 1,1   8,8 14,14 1,1   8,8 14,14 1,1   8,8 14,14 1,1 8,8 14,14 1,1 8,8 14,14 1,1   8,8. was pretty old, it was in good shape, I told Jesus
9,9.   14,14 1,1   9,9 14,14 1,1 9,9     14,14 1,1 9,9 14,14 1,1 9,9 14,14 1,1 9,9   14,14 1,1 9,9. the car was worth about 800 bucks. Jesus smiled at
9,9.   14,14 1,1   9,9 14,14 1,1   9,9 14,14 1,1   9,9 14,14 1,1    9,9 14,14 1,1   9,9. me, and told me he would give me 400$. I was a bit
12,12.   14,14 1,1   12,12 14,14 1,1   12,12 14,14 1,1   12,12 14,14 1,1    12,12 14,14 1,1   12,12. upset it was so low, but I was not going to say no
14,14.1,1  12,12 14,14 1,1   12,12                     . to a guy who died for my sins! I agreed, and awoke
14,14.1,1       0,6CAME FROM OUTER SPACE! on the side of the highway, carless, and with $400
14,14.1,1       0,6GOD IS A UFO! BELIEVE! in my wallet! Even if he ripped me off JESUS ROCKS