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 ||"""""""||     AS A WELL-KNOWN SKEPTIC I LIKE TO SAY THE WORD "WOO"
 ||       ||     OR THE PHRASE "WOO WOO" BECAUSE IT MAKES ME SOUND   
 |/-->&<--\|     LIKE A FUCKING RETARDED CHILD DESPITE THE FACT      
 |  (._.)  |     THAT I'M ACTUALLY TRYING TO SOUND INTELLIGENT       
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 | /|`"|\ |      NOTHING LIKE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR AND PANDERING   
/(_\___/_)\\    TO TURN A GOOD ARGUMENT INTO KEYWORD-FILLED DOGSHIT 
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