Think about all the things they've told you
        that you 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑. HTML is NOT the answer!
        
          ______________________________________
 ________|                                      |_______
 \       |         HTML is a JOKE!              |      /
  \      |         𝔖𝔦𝔯 𝔗𝔦𝔪 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗗 𝘁𝗼 𝗬𝗢𝗨!           |     /
  /      |______________________________________|     \
 /__________)                                (_________\
        
        Look at these so-called HTML elements:
        • <𝘦𝘮>
        • <𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴>
        • Even these "bullets" 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 need to use <ul><li>!
        
        🅸🆃 🅸🆂 🅰🅻🅻 🅻🅸🅴🆂!
        Consider the evidence
        1⃝  HTML was invented by scientists
        2⃝  The Bible is written in Unicode
        3⃝  Computers were never designed to use mark-up
        T͟h͟e͟y͟ ͟a͟r͟e͟ ͟t͟a͟k͟i͟n͟g͟ ͟u͟s͟ ͟f͟o͟r͟ ͟F͟O͟O͟L͟S͟!͟
        Why do you need <table> when you can do
         
        ┌──────────────────────────┐
        │ Table of Unicode Vs HTML │
        ├───────────┬─────┬────────┤
        │           │Rocks│ Sucks  │
        ├───────────┼─────┼────────┤
        │   Unicode │  ✔  │   ✘    │
        ├───────────┼─────┼────────┤
        │      HTML │  ✘  │   ✔    │
        └───────────┴─────┴────────┘
        Want to using <img>? NO! Just use Unicode!
        
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